I’m a 50-year-old happily married man, father to two amazing adult human kids and a lovable furry baby (my dog), who lives in New York City and works as a full-time customer service representative.

I suffer from Bipolar II disorder, Social Anxiety and OCD. I take crazy meds every day and I see my shrink every month. I’ve also been struggling with my on and off weekend binge drinking problem for years. So other than that, I only have a few minor issues.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!